When faced with the decision of which MP3 player to purchase, what do most people think of? Whatever it is you just said, if it isn't "an iPod" you're FUCKING WRONG. Long ago, I wanted an MP3 player. I chose a Zen from Creative Labs. I then realized that my default syncing program was Windows Media Player. It occurred to me later in like that, Hey, I am better than Windows Media Player, and I need to upgrade.
An upgrade came on my birthday, a mere seven or eight months ago (Math is to conform), and it took me quite some time to come to a decision as of what to buy. I had looked around for weeks, narrowing down my options. I wanted one that would provide me with a software program, and the obvious choice was an iPod.
But why? I had been in the Apple store in Louisville, and I had seen the people in there, and the people who worked there. Let me tell you, they were tools. Figuratively, Apple is a huge cock. It's so big, that every Apple employee around the world can suck on this figurative cock. I weighed my options, and I thought to myself," Would I want to be employed by Apple?"
This took me a while to answer. I never had struggled with my sexual orientation until now, and during this time I had been single for quite some time. However, I had never been attracted to the same sex, so surely I was not a homosexual, and therefore I surely could not suck a cock.
On my birthday, I was able to enjoy my 80gb Zune. The software was so incredible that I had to upgrade to a better computer to handle all the awesome. I pay 14.99 a month to get whatever music I want. I feel as though I have made a several thousand dollar profit with this, and I remain legal and remain a small risk to the FBI. Also, when you think of a Microsoft Zune user, what do you think of?
Someone cool, right? Right.
Also, when you think of a Apple iPod user, what do you think of?
Someone less cool, right? Right.
I don't know; You do the math. I really can't argue with myself here. I have had problems with Microsoft as a whole, but the Zune is always flawless for me. If someone walked up to me and said," Would you like a free iPod?" I would say," Yes."
But if someone walked up to me and said," Would you like a free Zune?" I would say," No thanks, I already have one. You shouldn't give away such great products for free, you twat."
I don't know; You do the math.
An upgrade came on my birthday, a mere seven or eight months ago (Math is to conform), and it took me quite some time to come to a decision as of what to buy. I had looked around for weeks, narrowing down my options. I wanted one that would provide me with a software program, and the obvious choice was an iPod.
But why? I had been in the Apple store in Louisville, and I had seen the people in there, and the people who worked there. Let me tell you, they were tools. Figuratively, Apple is a huge cock. It's so big, that every Apple employee around the world can suck on this figurative cock. I weighed my options, and I thought to myself," Would I want to be employed by Apple?"
This took me a while to answer. I never had struggled with my sexual orientation until now, and during this time I had been single for quite some time. However, I had never been attracted to the same sex, so surely I was not a homosexual, and therefore I surely could not suck a cock.
On my birthday, I was able to enjoy my 80gb Zune. The software was so incredible that I had to upgrade to a better computer to handle all the awesome. I pay 14.99 a month to get whatever music I want. I feel as though I have made a several thousand dollar profit with this, and I remain legal and remain a small risk to the FBI. Also, when you think of a Microsoft Zune user, what do you think of?
Someone cool, right? Right.
Also, when you think of a Apple iPod user, what do you think of?
Someone less cool, right? Right.
I don't know; You do the math. I really can't argue with myself here. I have had problems with Microsoft as a whole, but the Zune is always flawless for me. If someone walked up to me and said," Would you like a free iPod?" I would say," Yes."
But if someone walked up to me and said," Would you like a free Zune?" I would say," No thanks, I already have one. You shouldn't give away such great products for free, you twat."
I don't know; You do the math.
So awesome that it covers up my entire face.
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