Today, I had a good day. I cannot look you in the eye right now (figuratively) and say," I had a bad day," because that would be lying. Do I seem like a liar to you? No, of course not.
Lately, I've been subjected to this stupid bullshit scene kid music. It's not that I hate the scene, it's just that I don't care. One of my near and dear friends is a scene kid, but fortunately he does not listen to this TRASH out there. So, since I had a good day today, I'm going to give my first album review a shot.
My taste in music is very broad. I generally enjoy punk, and it's many subgenres. I am also a big fan of indie rock, and indie pop, primarily those based out of the Toronto area. I also enjoy some jazz once in awhile, and for the most part I can tolerate just about anything besides Toby Keith or the sounds of a Southern girl on her period. With that said, this new post-post (that's what I call it) hardcore electronica bullshit is enough to make me apply for a free castration by a dentist. An unlicensed, unclean, child-molesting dentist.
From what I have heard of this bullshit, I would rather listen to the sounds of whales fucking underwater while Rosie O'Donnel comments on how fucking delicious her alfredo is, but some dumb motherfucker put too much salt on it to deliberately keep her fat ass fat. Now, I consider myself to be an open-minded, albeit opinionated person. Why is this? How can I be very open-minded, but but still hold strong beliefs and opinions? Simple answer: Because some things are FUCKING STUPID. This album I'm about to review is one of them. There are five tracks on this album, and if I make it through three then I think I will have done a good job. Let me begin.
01. Freaxxx.
Initially, I find the spelling to be complete bullshit. Three X's is a code for pornography, and we all know this. It seems like this song is about getting freaky now, and then how much pussy the lead singer gets while his girlfriend screams in the background. Apparently these alcoholic women want his penis, and he decided to write a song about it.
It's very difficult to listen to this douchebag talk about something that has probably never happened to him before. I've heard virgins make music before, and this is the kind of sound they produced. It seems like later in the song he becomes more sentimental and actually wants to talk to this girl, but I'm sure she's too drunk (and her eyes are too filled with tears) for her to even give a shit. I sure hope this faggot doesn't cry some more.
Also, the screaming is excessive and I don't understand why he would be yelling.
02. Sex Toyz.
Once again, what the fuck is with this spelling?
Alright, well. The chorus is," Girl, you so sexy, you give me the heeby jeebies; you make my peepee hard."
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03. Schitzo
Lately, I've been subjected to this stupid bullshit scene kid music. It's not that I hate the scene, it's just that I don't care. One of my near and dear friends is a scene kid, but fortunately he does not listen to this TRASH out there. So, since I had a good day today, I'm going to give my first album review a shot.
My taste in music is very broad. I generally enjoy punk, and it's many subgenres. I am also a big fan of indie rock, and indie pop, primarily those based out of the Toronto area. I also enjoy some jazz once in awhile, and for the most part I can tolerate just about anything besides Toby Keith or the sounds of a Southern girl on her period. With that said, this new post-post (that's what I call it) hardcore electronica bullshit is enough to make me apply for a free castration by a dentist. An unlicensed, unclean, child-molesting dentist.
From what I have heard of this bullshit, I would rather listen to the sounds of whales fucking underwater while Rosie O'Donnel comments on how fucking delicious her alfredo is, but some dumb motherfucker put too much salt on it to deliberately keep her fat ass fat. Now, I consider myself to be an open-minded, albeit opinionated person. Why is this? How can I be very open-minded, but but still hold strong beliefs and opinions? Simple answer: Because some things are FUCKING STUPID. This album I'm about to review is one of them. There are five tracks on this album, and if I make it through three then I think I will have done a good job. Let me begin.
01. Freaxxx.
Initially, I find the spelling to be complete bullshit. Three X's is a code for pornography, and we all know this. It seems like this song is about getting freaky now, and then how much pussy the lead singer gets while his girlfriend screams in the background. Apparently these alcoholic women want his penis, and he decided to write a song about it.
It's very difficult to listen to this douchebag talk about something that has probably never happened to him before. I've heard virgins make music before, and this is the kind of sound they produced. It seems like later in the song he becomes more sentimental and actually wants to talk to this girl, but I'm sure she's too drunk (and her eyes are too filled with tears) for her to even give a shit. I sure hope this faggot doesn't cry some more.
Also, the screaming is excessive and I don't understand why he would be yelling.
02. Sex Toyz.
Once again, what the fuck is with this spelling?
Alright, well. The chorus is," Girl, you so sexy, you give me the heeby jeebies; you make my peepee hard."
............
03. Schitzo
I'm done.
You crack me up, Cameron Clark.
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